whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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