Buhtt sex?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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