Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm bleeding and have questions
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
