That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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