Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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