I'm jealous of your bromance
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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