so explain again why im purple
no
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
my poor anus
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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