we have officially lost it.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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