btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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