my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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