people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You smell like stripper and shame
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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