Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize