i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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