What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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