i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He passed out mid-signature
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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