The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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