so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She told me I should be a condom model.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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