So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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