you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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