just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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