i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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