dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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