I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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