so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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