I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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