Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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