we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
soo... how was my night?
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