what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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