she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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