I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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