i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I currently don't understand fingers.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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