put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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