I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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