I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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