i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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