FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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