i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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