I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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