Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
