She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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