4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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