You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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