whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
