College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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