This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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