Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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