I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why do cheetos always look like penises
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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