we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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