You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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