I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
