And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Two words: nipple clamps
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