It's Friday. Sex?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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