Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
