so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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