idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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