oh god the rape fog is back!
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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